Various Wire Services

An alien travel brochure has been discovered by a Mars rover.

“Yeah, it appears to contain an itinerary for a fourteen-day tour of our solar system,” according to a senior NASA source. “Complete with menus, landing schedules and travel guides.”

The document, which is contained in an as yet unidentified device, mistook the Earth rover for a shuttle and downloaded itself into the machine before realizing its error and attempting to self-destruct, unsuccessfully.

“It appears the aliens have a similar rule to the Prime Directive you see on Star Trek. They’re not to interfere with the natives.”

According to another NASA employee there’s even a price guide for Earth souvenirs in the brochure.

“So they don’t get ripped off,” the senior source said.

The guide to London says that since Brexit everything has become more expensive. Alien travelers are advised to avoid Ukraine. And California.

“Mallorca seems to be very popular though,” the NASA employee said.