SPORTS DESK

IT COULD be the golf game of the century. Imagine two titans of American politics slogging it out in the wind and rain at Doonbeg links, Co Clare, in Ireland.

The Prize: the Presidency of the United States.

That’s the offer some Trump supporters have made to current President Joe Biden, who just happens to be visiting Ireland right now.

“Sure, mano a mano,” said Butch Cassidy, a former Special Forces demolitions expert who now preaches the Gospel on YouTube. “Forget all this voting crap, it’s getting us nowhere. Golf, on a links course, in the worst weather the Atlantic Ocean can provide. That’s the way to choose an American President. Trial by combat.”

“And then on to the bar – the 19th – for pints of Irish stout. See who can hold his own. Last man standing,” says Patricia Antlers, an Internet Influencer who made her name when she ran naked from the Congress except for a Trump sticker in January 2021. Make America Great Again.”