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BRYAN BRICK, veteran, husband, father, gun owner, Nascar fan and Trump voter, dropped unconscious last Friday in his Arizona trailer.

The ambulance rushed him to emergency and doctors worked on him all night. Finally, they told his wife he was brain dead.

They asked her permission to turn off the life support equipment.

But she refused to give up.

“I remembered what a Steven Seagal fan he always was. He just loves the way Steven dishes out justice. So I got a laptop and began to play Stevan Seagal videos from YouTube to him, all the time whispering, ‘Bryan, it’s me Lindi, wake up darlin’. I have Steven Seagal here with me’.

“Eighteen hours of Steven Seagal videos, over and over and over and over and over, and suddenly, whadya know, the monitors began to flicker.

“His brain shot back to life right as Steven was telling this bully to back off. Well, the bully did not back off and Steven kicked the crap out of him. And that’s when Bryan’s eyes opened and the smile on his face, it was somethin’ to behold. Oh, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. For my .44 Magnum.”