BY A. HITLER, NAZI EDITOR, IN SOUTH AMERICA

NOT ALL NAZIS are the same:

1. Our Nazis are patriots.
2. Our enemy’s Nazis are racist murdering scum.
3. Our Nazis are brave.
4. Our enemy’s Nazis are cowardly bullies.
5. Our Nazis are only superficial Nazis: they like the style, the symbols, the Hitler screen savers; the death-cult camaraderie; but they believe in freedom, tolerance and democracy
6. Our enemy’s Nazis are a threat to world peace who have no style and cannot even spell freedom, tolerance and democracy.
7. Our Nazis are willing to die for our aims.
8. Our enemy’s Nazis will die for our enemies.
9. Our Nazis love their mothers.
10. Our Enemy’s Nazis love someone else’s mother.