CENSORSHIP EDITOR

HUNDREDS OF STAFF AT SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER THE KOOKABURRA BUGLE – YOUR WAKE UP CALL GAVE THREE CHEERS WHEN THEIR SITE WAS BLOCKED BY MESSENGER FOR OFFENDING AGAINST ITS VALUES.

“WE’RE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID HERE AT THE BUGLE, AND FRANKLY TREATED LIKE SLAVES,” SAID A UNION SPOKESPERSON. “MESSENGER HAS DONE US A GREAT FAVOR BY BLOCKING US. NOW WE CAN ALL GO AND WATCH THE CRICKET, AND WOLF WHISTLE AT BIRDS, AND DRINK TILL WE’RE PISSED, AND PUBLICLY URINATE AND THEN OFFEND WHOMEVER WE LIKE. YEAH, SORTED!”

*It’s actually helped me quite a bit too – thank you Messenger for showing us the error of our ways – ED