MOON BASE ALPHA

“THE WAR HAS moved into space. The last open flank. And this was the first shot.”

The chilling words of an American soldier, part of a secret space program, are the first in a terse explanation of how NATO has built a secret moon base, and now sources weapons from alien cultures with bases on the far side of the earth’s satellite planet.

“Alien life exists. I have seen it. Apollo astronauts interacted with it when the cameras were not running. Special Space Shuttles ran secret missions to the Moon throughout the 1980s, helping our alien friends build their bases out of sight of prying telescopes. And now they’re helping us win this war in Ukraine. It took a while but we ran a few of Zelenskyy’s comedy shows for them and that sealed the deal. Look, how do you think the Ukrainians have managed to capture the little village of Robotyne after only three months? You think it’s all Chuck Norris? Yeah, we’ve heard he’s been released to the Ukrainians. But what we send, the kind of weaponry we provide, you can’t imagine its power. We have stuff that can kill a man in the future and affect his past. You think Prigozhin was killed in that plane crash? No, we got him years in the future. The crash is just the result. That’s what’s been happening all over. That’s why the Russians tried to take us out. Well they failed. And now the Indians have landed. We’re just waiting for the Chinese. Believe me, this could get ugly.”