ROME, ITALY

THE SIGHT OF Kanye West’s new partner, Bianca Censori, wearing a skin-tone body suit has added billions to the Italian summer tourist take, according to new figures.

And now the authorities in Rome fear the architect will change into normal clobber and end the much-need cash boost for the struggling Mediterranean country.

“It’s like a Michelangelo – but alive!” says Roberto Caravaggio, art commentator. “The contrast of his rapper look and her fleshy waves, it’s profound. She’s mimicking the movement of the wave function that defines existence. He’s mimicking a simmering volcano that decides existence. And it’s fun to watch. The children love to laugh. Pity to end it.”

“I wish Kanye would dress like her,” says twelve-year-old Gina from Milan. “It would be like a science fiction show. They are from another planet anyway, no?”

The Vatican commented: “We already have a Michelangelo.”