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“WELL, FOR PETE’S sake if he had built the damn thing in its entirety, we certainly weren’t going to knock it down. He had four years and he failed. We won World War Two in that amount of time. When he halted it, Joe Biden only wrote the epitaph for what was already a dead parrot. Apologies to Monty Python. So if people want to point the finger of blame for the huge volumes of illegal immigrants crossing America’s southern frontiers, I suggest they point it at the culprit, Donald Trump, because he failed to complete his wall. And he was supposed to be the construction genius.”

Democrat insider and internet billionaire Laurence Unktious III, whose influential websites damn climate deniers and semi-automatic rifles in equal measure, says he is speaking for the Democratic base when he expresses his opinions on the Trump Wall. They were against it when it was proposed, they were against it when it was being built. “But now that it’s half built and there are cartels moving so many people across our border that we can hardly count them any more, we feel it’s right to establish that Trump was the one who failed to build the wall. And he wants to be president again. Lock him up.”