CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA

MILITANT ABORIGINES AGAINST The Voice To Parliament have told Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese that what he is proposing is nowhere near enough to satisfy their demands; they want a voice like Palestinian group Hamas.

Radical Aboriginal organization Terror Nullius, which has cells in every state in the Commonwealth, and is said to have described Lydia Thorpe as a “softie”, has allegedly sent the PM a manifesto stating, among other things that his attempt at what it describes as “placating indigenous fury” and “salving his own conscience” comes nowhere near what is required.

The Kookaburra Bugle has obtained a portion of the group’s manifesto, which reads:

“… the indigenous people of this land demand that all white invaders and their lackeys evacuate our continent within six months or a state of smoke* will exist between TN and the Commonwealth …“

No Australian Government comment has been forthcoming.

*Understood to be an ancient declaration of hostilities in pre-contact Australia – ED