FROM OUR POLITICAL STAFF IN CANBERRA

SUPPORTERS OF THE defeated Voice to Parliament are already proposing a fresh referendum, the Whinge, which will entitle all Australians who self-identify as whinging children to make submissions to Parliament on any subject that makes them unhappy.

“For too long this section of our population, which has been growing mightily in recent years, has been denied its true voice,” says Myke Pride amid tears shed for the failed Voice campaign.”The Whinge will give them their deserved recognition.”

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who was expected to accept the majesty of the democratic vote with respect to his Voice referendum with considered dignity, instead appeared to immediately throw his support behind the Whinge when he bemoaned the outcome of the referendum with a rather unsettling facial pout followed by a reference to how long some people had worked for the Voice only to have mere voters interfere with their plans at the last moment. It appears the Whinge race is already out of the gates.