FROM DONBASS REPORTERS

UKRAINIAN SNIPERS could now hit Vladimir Putin while he urinates in the Kremlin, says an expert after a Ukrainian marks-woman allegedly killed a Russian soldier over a distance of more than 800 kilometres last week.

“It’s a revolution in marksmanship,” insists “Kalibre”, an Azov Brigade officer who has been involved in training Ukrainian forces in ultra-long range sniping. “It used to be that a shot of over one kilometre was considered a fantastic achievement but new secret rifles and ammunition, and improvements in satellites and direction computing, have led to dramatic leaps forward. Our boys and girls will soon be able to hit anyone anywhere in the world. I kid you not. The bullets we use are more like mini cruise missiles. They have tiny nuclear engines in the projectile themselves. It’s fantastic. Eat lead, Putin!”

The technology for the improved sniping is said to be French, although the computer technology may come from Ireland. The rifles are made in America. It’s all put together in Israel and supplied via an unnamed Arab gulf state. “It’s all so secret that no one involved knows who the others involved are,” says Guy Bunter-Scotts an arms dealer based in central Africa. “There’s a plan to test the weapon the whole length of Africa, firing in Capetown at a target in Tripoli, Libya. I’m already taking orders.”