MOSCOW

AS THE KOOKABURRA BUGLE rapidly extends its readership across the globe, we have received our first interest from Russia.

As staunch believers in free speech and a free press, we are delighted to see that Russia appears to agree with us.

Could it be that strongman leader Vladimir Putin is reading the Kookaburra Bugle, perhaps with his breakfast, or during a military situation conference when his generals begin to bore him with statistics?

For the record, the Bugle believes this war needs to end, now, before it gets out of hand. Too many are dead already, and many more will die. And the world will continue to turn.