FROM OUR ENTERTAINMENT DESK

THE KOOKABURRA BUGLE has obtained a copy of what is described as a “Preliminary Treatment” of a script for a proposed epic movie about US Presidential Candidate Donald Trump.

The movie’s working title is “The Passion of the Donald”. The treatment is a summary of key moments in the former President’s life. Below the heading there are lines such as:

“Betrayed by allies and delivered to his enemies …”

“… he suffered under punches piled on by powerful interests ….”

” … he was tried and crucified for our sake ….”

“… he will rise again …”

And then there’s what appear to be scene headings like “Messiah” and “Saviour”. One is even titled “America Great Again”.

Names of various Hollywood stars are scribbled at the bottom of the single page. Curiously, Robert De Niro is there; as is Kate Blanchett and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Al Pacino has been crossed out. Someone has written Stormy Daniels in a corner in red ink with a question mark next to her name.