BY OUR BRUSSELS STAFF

NATO STRATEGISTS HAVE come up with a devastating new strategy to beat Russia in Ukraine: Building Villages.

“All the positional fighting in Ukraine is for villages,” said a NATO official. “The more villages, the more fighting the Russians have to do. So, our people are not doing any fighting, we’re just building more villages. Yeah. We can build a village every three days, right now. We learned it from the Chinese. Do you know how long it takes the Russians to capture a Ukrainian village? Yeah. Do the math. If we continue build villages at the current rate, or faster, we calculate that Russia, at its current population loss, will be clean out of people by the time its army gets anywhere near Kyiv. And that’ll be sometime in the next century. Just imagine it, one lonely Russian soldier walking into the city, and no one left in his own country. Ukrainian victory is inevitable, slower than we wanted, but inevitable. Slava Ukraine!”