BY JOHN THOMAS

THE BRITISH LABOUR Party leader Sir Keir Starmer has finally accounced his acceptance that men are from penis and women from vagina.

Following the lead of his predecessor Tony Blair, the knight of the realm gave up the .1% of people he was previously unwilling to concede were men by virtue of having a penis.

The hardening of his position may be a result of his having been held in a political prophylactic during the election, protected from exposure to the Great British Public for fear of being asked a question he was unprepared for.

“Keir just has to turn up for this election and it’s his,” said a Labour Party official. “The less he says, the better. This Trans debate is just the kind of thing that could derail Labour, so once Tony Blair had said it, Keir could row in behind him and who was going to really take notice? And it shows he’s as hard as the next man when it comes to that kind of thing. That plays well in the Labour heartlands. And how many Trans voters are there?”