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MOVIE LEGEND AND Democrat donor George Clooney is being whispered about in party circles as a potential replacement for President Joe Biden in the forthcoming US Presidential election, say friends.

The handsome thesbian, husband of human rights lawyer Amal, nephew of Rosemary of White Christmas fame, is said to have indicated that he would be willing to step into the role of US President if the current incumbent felt unable to take the stage any longer.

“Arnold did it. Ronald Reagan did it. Why not George Clooney?” said an insider. “He has the looks, he has the celebrity, hell, he practically pays for the Democratic Party. It would be the shot in the arm we need to beat Trump. And he’s done political movies – The Ides of March. And who could forget Grizzly II: Revenge. He’s cool on guns and sweet on Africa; there’s dozens of photographs of him hanging out with Barak Obama; and then there’s Amal. I mean she is worth five to ten percentage points in the swing states, at least.”