FROM SANS FEELAN SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA

DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE United States are said to be terrified that post-shooting television interviews with Trump supporters after the attempt to assassinate him, will give a misleading impression that his fan base is quite ordinary America and not a foaming at the mouth Neo-Nazi, Fascist lunatic fringe.

“I mean, shit, he survived, didn’t he?” said a Democratic speech therapist. “What galls me is that these red-shirted fanatics may come across as reasonable people. That’s unacceptable. I wouldn’t be surprised if he arranged this just so that could happen. God dammit.”

Another Democrat said she feared what Hillary Clinton called a basket of deplorables would emerge from this as “thoroughly decent, hard working, mom and pop Americans”.

Shedding tears as she spoke, she shouted: “Why the hell did they shoot at Trump, we’re the ones who need the positive image.” *Then she apologized and asked that we not quote her.

*We said we would think about it. We did – ED