FROM OUR LAS VEGAS EDITOR

FEDERAL INVESTIGATORS IN the United States have discovered a number of curious financial moves they suspect might be linked to the assassination attempt on the life of Donald Trump.

“An hour before the shots were fired, large amounts of money were bet against Donald Trump winning the Presidency,” explained a Department of Justice lawyer.

“Then there were a number of curious short trades in what might be termed Trump-related shares last week: property, casinos, large walls. On top of which hair dye stocks dived for a twenty-four hour period for no reason. There’s nothing we can put our fingers on, but enough to warrant investigation.”