TEHERAN REPORTERS

IS A FEMALE IRANIAN Revolutionary Guard jackal pursuing US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump? And was she the much-talked about second shooter at Butler Pennsylvania?

What has been described as a credible Iranian threat has been discovered by American intelligence sources, and was passed on to the US Secret Service, which guards The Donald. It is thought to be founded in the infamous 13 Revenge Scenarios document issued by Iran following the death of Revolutionary Guard commander Qasem Soleimani at the hands of the last Trump administration in 2020.

“Curiously, the Secret Service did not seem to take any extra precautions for his Butler speech,” says Burka McDaithi, a world expert in conspiracies. “That boy Crooks was on that roof for an awfully long time. And it took the agents a long time to get Trump off the stage after he was shot. Indeed they stood him up. That, and the delay, virtually fixed him in place for any second shooter, if there was one. I know it was hard for those small women agents to cover him with their bodies. He’s a big target. But rule number one is don’t give your assassin – or assassins – a second bite.”

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard has had Donald Trump in its sights since he ordered a drone strike on Soleimani in Baghdad, something actually condemned by US Democrats at the time.

“And the word is that this time they may have actually sent a woman after Trump,” says Ray Boothe, an intelligence writer based in London. “It’s only scuttlebutt, but the rumors are she’s attractive but slightly below standard. Just the type of individual who could get close to him in our diverse world without raising suspicion.”