WASHINGTON BUREAU

A FORMER PROFESSIONAL hit man says US Presidential candidate Donald Trump probably survived the recent assassination attempt on him because of the unique texture and color of his hair.

J.A Kill, who claims to have worked for the Colombo Crime Family, Mossad, North Korea and Cuba in his time as a professional murderer, says that the sun’s rays may have bounced off the old President’s flaxen hair and momentarily blinded the shooter.

“I know he was wearing a cap, but if you look at the video, and you know what to look for, you can just see the sun dancing on those uniquely Trumpian strands, beneath the rim – around the ear actually – just before the shots rang out. Probably happened right at the moment before the trigger was squeezed. Boy that hair is better than Kevlar. If you could replicate it and sell it, you’d make a fortune. “