BY PETER COOK, OUR END OF DAYS EDITOR

WESTERN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES are sure that a popular revolt against the rule of Vladimir Putin is only days away.

“If not days, then weeks; and if not weeks, then months … no more than years,” explains Dr Obvius Plant, a former British Intelligence Officer who now acts as a mouthpiece for various NATO-inspired Ukraine War narratives under the cunning guise of an independent expert.

“This magnificent attack into Russia by the Ukrainians – using British Challenger II tanks, we believe – has stunned not only the world but the Russian people. And it has humiliated Putin to the point that he can barely show his face inside the Kremlin, let alone outside. I bet that table of his just got longer.

POLL

“A secret telephone poll, taken by the CIA and MI6 suggests that ordinary Russians are really sick of the whole Putin experiment and long to see the back of him and his awful war. The sight of Western armor punching its way toward Kursk has sent shivers down the spines of your average Ivan and Tatiana. Our intelligence johnnies are so confident of what will happen, they are already getting the colored T-Shirts and flags ready, placing them in warehouses across Russia, for the moment the Russian people spontaneously rise up and throw their President out of office. All we need is time. I mean, all they need is time.”