FROM SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA

THE WORLDWIDE MEDIA hype and goodwill behind US Democratic Presidential candidate Kamala Harris is so formidable, so positive, that defeat could well precipitate a disintegration of the entire left-leaning political spectrum around the globe, according to an expert.

“This even tops the Hillary Wave back in 2016,” says Nik MacYeavelly of the Dewey Foundation, an Icelandic think tank based in the Caribbean. “Remember when her supporters believed that all Hillary Clinton had to do was turn up? Right now, the hype around Harris is so enormous, she doesn’t even have to do that, it appears. She just has to walk across the lawn.”

Commentators have noticed a peculiar wall of positive reporting of Harris’s campaign in scores of countries.

“It’s remarkable how someone whom most people in her own country didn’t recognize, is now the anointed Messiah for millions in lands that her election probably won’t effect very much,” MacYeavelly insists. “And the stamp of approval from power couple Barak and Michelle Obama only increases the sense of something greater than *man at work here. By all the metrics – she’s black, she’s Indian, she’s female, she’s woke, she has a blended family, she’s always laughing, and, of course, she has Hollywood behind her – she should be a shoe in for the White House. If Joe Biden resigned and made her President now, there are those who feel it would save the country any unpleasantness when she does win. And Trump? If he wins left world-wide will probably implode. It won’t be nice.”

*The speaker here meant man in the generic mankind sense, encompassing men, women and all genders in between – ED