SPRINGFIELD, OHIO

A FAN OF US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump says that he has noticed that the number of cat videos posted in the state of Ohio has visibly declined in recent months.

Felix Lynx, whose website Pushy Galore monitors cat video around the globe, says that comments by the Republican candidate about a link between the arrival of Haitian migrants to Springfield, Ohio and a diminishing cat population in that area, are supported by his own research.

“We set up our website to watch for Chinese influence on cat videos around the world. However, our team has noticed other trends, one of which is a definite drop in postings from Ohio and – actually in particular – the Springfield area. We’re unable to get decent data from Haiti itself but we would call on the Biden Administration to consider a mass airlift of cats from that island. Dogs, too, if it’s necessary.”