CANBERRA

PEOPLE OFFENDED BY the Australian Prime Minister’s purchase of a $4.3 million beach side mansion in the middle of a mortgage crisis, have been reassured by Labor insiders that what Albo has now, every hard working Australian family will have when the Federal Government’s latest house building initiative is finished.

“This is the future, and not just for Albo outside of politics,” said a Labor aide. “Tens of thousands of multi-million dollar mansions for ordinary Aussies. This is not just socialism, this is aspirational socialism. Albo began in a small flat and look where he is now. The Choice, we’re thinking of calling it. Because it’s a choice between having an Albo lifestyle for everyone or watching the country disappear down a housing sink hole. All we need now is the money. And if Albo has the money for a $4.3 million mansion, then surely there’s money for everyone to enjoy the same privilege? That’s how we look at it.”