JERUSALEM

A BRAND NEW three-state solution has been proposed for Israel/Palestine: one state for Jews, one state for Arabs and a third state for all those outsiders who advocate a two-state solution.

“The Arabs and Jews can take out their mutual frustrations on these people,” says Ultan Kompromize-Exodus, an international lawyer who specializes in unique solutions to conflicts around the world. “And over time, the old enemies will inevitably come together. Peace one, conflict nil.”