WASHINGTON DC

“THE REMAINING 10% don’t even know what day it is. But otherwise the tent cities of addicts and public defecators, they are all with Kamala. Go Democrats.”

Herb Astericks, who spoke these words, is a pollster from Michigan who has conducted the first nationwide survey of America’s homeless addicts in their tent cities, and it appears that the vast majority of those who can remember their own name, say they intend to vote for Kamala Harris in the coming US Presidential election. If they can be bothered.

“If they even bother to register, of course,” Askerticks adds. “For most of these people a needle is far more important than a vote; or a meal. They don’t care who runs the country as long as they are free to shoot up and shit wherever they like. When Jefferson wrote that all men were created equal, I bet he never envisaged this. Wild apes live a more civilized life than many of these folks. But I guess they’re free, and that’s all that matters. Isn’t it?”