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A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE historian has stated that, given the vote received by Donald Trump in this year’s US Presidential election, he was probably robbed of the Presidency in 2020.

Igor Zekovich Dostoyevsky, who spent five years in a Labor Camp during the 1970s, for telling a bad joke, says that the sudden turnaround in voter sentiment can only be explained by dark forces manipulating the 2020 results.

“I have seen this before,” he insists. “Are we to believe that hundreds of thousands of Americans who voted for Biden/Harris in 2020 just changed their minds? No, this has sinister manipulation’s fingerprints all over it. The KGB, which I served loyally until my sense of humor fell flat, was expert in such things. Not that the CIA and MI6 are strangers to it either – those color revolutions don’t just happen, you know. Anyway, I have crunched the numbers and my stats tell me maybe something very fishy happened in 2020. I will be writing a book about it soon. And I hope to get The Donald to do the foreword.”