MIAMI

A TOP SECRET list, said to be Trump policy proposals, has been found scribbled out on a tampon and wrapped around a trans sex toy, in a school toilet in California.

The toy which is believed to be capable of use in any combination of gender encounters, was covered by a tampon specifically provided by the school for identity studies classes.

The list of proposals is said to include:

• All women to be deprived of their civil rights within 2 weeks of the President taking the oath;
• Roundups and transportation of Democrats to commence as soon as abortion clinics can be commandeered to hold them;
• Democrats to wear a yellow star with Loser written in the center when they walk on the street;
• Women to wear bikinis when not performing for the pleasure of men;
• Ukraine – Jesus, fuck????
• China- as above????
• Israel – Fire as your guns bear ….!!!
• All police to wear black uniforms and high boots and carry .44 Magnums;
• Social Science to be banned … First Amendment???
• 1619 Project to be blamed on the Irish
• Project 2025 to be implemented, except the banning of transgender athletes from women’s sport as we have to have some fun in our lives
• Kamala Harris …. Ambassador to Zimbabwe…???