A PRIVATE AIRPORT IN OREGON

THE THREAT BY so many American celebrities, that they would leave their country after the election of Donald Trump, may have unforeseen benefits for the United States, if they have the courage of their convictions.

“That’s the crucial word, ‘courage’,” says entertainment reporter Humphrey McQueen of online celebrity magazine Of Course It’s All About Me. “Celebrities may play brave characters on the screen but they are rarely that courageous themselves. They have threatened to leave before but never have. Who wants them? But if they do go, think of all the emissions we’ll be spared from their private jets and what effect it will have on property prices when they have to offload their mansions and portfolios. Could be terrific for the country.”