CALI, COLUMBIA

“THE CARTELS ARE celebrating. Hunter Biden is back in circulation. Prices are already rising again. God is in his heaven and Joe Biden has proved that blood is even thicker than a kilo of cocaine.”

Mongol Diddy Plop, a gangster rapper with a string of drug peddling convictions and several hits banned on YouTube, just could not contain his joy at the news that US President Joe Biden had decided to pardon his son, Hunter, despite having promised not to do so.

“Motherfucker, go Joe go. If that nigga had stood for election, he wudda won. Man, he’s more black than Kamala will ever be. Do you know how many people use guns and evade tax in this country? And President Biden has told the Courts that a pardon is appropriate for that kinda behaviour. Goddammit, I love the bro. And when Hunter gets back in the grove, I’ll be right there ready to meet his needs. Yes, I have a dream.”