KABUL

THE LATEST TALIBAN effort to erase women from daily life in Afghanistan is to be countered by a cunning CIA scheme to inundate the wretched Asian country with millions of windows disguised as walls.

The Taliban has ordered that all windows which give views of women, with the capacity to promote obscene acts, are to be turned into walls.

“So the CIA has decided to smuggle these windows disguised as walls into Afghanistan,” says Bob Fenster, who runs the spy agency’s Creative Solutions Department based in Hollywood. “The windows use a special transparent brick which allows viewing without the viewer being spotted. These wall-windows are very popular at American torture sites and celebrity house parties.”