PACIFIC PALISADES

“IT’S BEEN COMING for years. Now I fear it may have arrived. There won’t be an insurer on the planet that will touch Los Angeles – or much of California for that matter.”

Madrid is an YouTube Influencer who made her fortune promoting what she calls “effortless liposuction”. As she stood in her burnt-out mansion, the tears ran down her cosmetically enhanced cheeks and around her fifteenth nose job down to her trout pout.

“I put everything into this property, just like I did to myself. Do you know how much I put into these?” She held up her breasts. “How will I rebuild? I’m going through a divorce (her third) and that bastard voted for Donald Trump. I’m supposed to give him money after this?”

Madrid wandered through her property, standing beside the vagina-shaped swimming pool. “That’s mine, you know. I had it designed from pictures of my vagina. It’s an exact replica. If I let a man take me in there, it meant he was the real deal. Now look at it. Oh my God! My nails. I’ve cracked my nails.”