FROM OUR LOS ANGELES CORRESPONDENTS

FURIOUS RESIDENTS OF Los Angeles who have lost their homes in the devastating fires ranging through parts of the city, are now praying for climate change to save them from the incompetence of the state’s leaders.

“Shit, if the fucking climate warms a little, we might just get wetter weather and so not have to rely on woke politicians to protect us when fire’s start here,” said a man running up the road with a bottle of mineral water he had just purchased to throw at the flames licking around his Malibu home. “I’ll say a little prayer for that. No water, struggling fire department, and it’s always our houses that burn down. What about some fucking diversity there?”

Another victim of the fires, who lost her home, said that she and her husband both feel that the holocaust could have been prevented with better forward planning.

“Is this the equality our Woke leaders seek? The damn city burned to the ground?” she said. “Sure I’ll pray for climate change right now, anything is better than this. See that hydrant down there? Bone dry. Money probably spent on some fucking inclusivity project for junkies and whatnot. Tell me, what’s the point in having a nice climate if your life is extinct?”