OTTAWA

DONALD TRUMP IS being urged by supporters to place a tariff on Canadian woke pronouns.

Wake Up Woke, a pressure group based in Michigan, has told the White House to put the tax on the use of anything Woke in the description of human beings when communicating with Canadians.

Canada’s current administration is seen as a bastion of what is termed Affirmative Woke; while Justin Trudeau, the country’s ailing Prime Minister, who addressed his people following the imposition of Trump’s trade tariffs as if they had been hit by a natural catastrophe, is seen as Canadian Woke’s High Priest.

“They can call themselves he and she for free, anything else will cost,” says Helmut Freebooter, a significant contributor to the Trump campaign. “That’ll limit the woke bullshit when they’re crawling on their knees begging The Donald for mercy after a few months of these trade tariffs.”