US PRESIDENT SAID TO HAVE SOILED UNDERWEAR WHEN HE HEARD THE NEWS

DUBLIN, IRELAND

IRISH POLITICIANS, WHO are passing a law prohibiting the import of goods made in the *Occupied Territories, because of Israel’s behavior in Gaza, are said to be locked and loaded and ready to meet any American invasion of the benighted Palestinian territory by the sea.

“If that motherfucker puts his little toe on the territory of Gaza, he will regret it,” said an Irish parliamentarian as he downed his fifteenth whiskey in a Dublin hotel. “We’ve taken on Israel in defence of our Hamas brothers and sisters, the Yanks will be a walkover. War ain’t pretty, Donald.”

*The term Occupied Territories refers to Palestinian land still occupied by Israel, not the six counties of Ireland still in the possession of the United Kingdom – ED