WASHINGTON DC

THE NAME’S BIDEN, Joe Biden.

News that President Donald Trump has revoked his predecessor’s security clearance, has been met with whispers that it is not because of Biden’s age but because he may be next in line for the role of James Bond.

“You can never be too sure in this world, but 007 is a good paycheck,” commented a CIA officer. “He’s speaking in a Scottish accent, I hear, and ordering vodka martinis – shaken not stirred. If the old guy starts to wear a tuxedo, hang around casinos and drive an Aston Martin, then I think we can safely assume that he’s gone full MI6, and is now on the way to being the next one on His Majesty’s Secret Service. Better the Brits than the Russians, I guess. But then I can’t imagine the Russians ever wanting to hire him. No need to. He talked tough, but didn’t really do what was necessary to stop them, during his presidency. Yeah, that’ll fit in with British policy.”