LOUISIANA

CHRISTOPHER SEPULVADO, the oldest man on death row in Louisana, has cheated death row by dying weeks before the state of Louisiana was scheduled to kill him.

Sepulvado, 81, who had been on death row for three decades, murdered his 6-year-old stepson, Wesley Mercer, in a most brutal fashion in 1992.

“The scumbag got 30 more years of life than he deserved, and then had the bad manners to die before they could execute him,” commented Chuck Bronson of Kill ‘Em All, The Lord Will Know His Own, a right-wing vigilante group based in Texas. “How much money has been wasted on this guy over the years, making sure his Constitutional rights were vindicated. He beat the little boy’s brains in and then burned him in a bath of scalding water. Who does that? Who has empathy with a man who does that? I believe he was remorseful and turned to God in prison. So I guess we’ll leave his fate in God’s hands. I just wish it had been done sooner.”