LONDON

THE UNITED KINGDOM’S Brexiteers are screaming victory after President Donald Trump only hit their country with a 10% tariff while the European Union is facing a 20% tax on its exports to the United States.

“See, we told you so!” roared Nigely Furore, a Brexit supporter who says he has faced years of criticism since the United Kingdom left the European Union. “This is just the beginning. Next it’ll be Russia only hitting us with a few guided missiles, while the European Union will be a nuclear wasteland. The thing is, we were right.”