SPAIN

THE COLLAPSE OF the entire Iberian electricity supply is being blamed on a little old British woman who turned off the table-top windmills at her Costa Del Sol villa running when she was forced to leave Spain after Brexit, according to sources in Madrid.

“Spain now relies so heavily on frog belches and badger farts for its electricity as it tries to achieve net zero, that the loss of a couple of table-top windmills can throw the whole system into chaos,” says Leslie Miserables of the Wind In The Willows Alliance, a Green Energy co-operative. “It’s a fragile system, and the lady in questions should have informed the Government that she was headed back to Britain.”