MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA

A LEADING ECONOMIST has advised the Victorian Government to make sure mushroom murderer Erin Patterson works in the kitchen of her prison to help with the state’s fiscal woes.

“It could help significantly lower the prison budget for food, thereby saving the state considerable amounts of money,” says Dick Dyat of the *MAGA-inspired Canberra think tank Savings Savings Savings.

“It will also be good for her fellow inmates, as they will become more trim and healthy with the likely intermittent fasting that will follow any news that she is to be working in the kitchen.”

Make Australia’s G’Day Again – ED