FAMILY CORRESPONDENT JUSTA CHEETA

“IF YOU TAKE your mistress to a public event, we will find you!”

A stark warning from Ron Canded, newly-hired cameraman, working for a syndicate of high-end law firms across the United States.

“I have a staff of a hundred on the books already and it’s only going to grow. We’re hiring like crazy. Think of all the concerts, football games, baseball games, Nascar races, rodeos, fights, plays, political gatherings there are in this country. My backers want cameras searching all of them for what we call the High Net Worth Love Rat. When we have footage, we post it and boast it and see what comes back. There’s millions and millions and millions in divorce money out there just waiting to be harvested. Forget tech, this is the new frontier. See if my company isn’t public by next year.”