NEW YORK

AFTER CNN DESCRIBED the mass shooter who murdered four in New York City recently, as “possibly white”, Americans are busy looking at themselves in the mirror to see if they possibly fit the new racial category.

“It’s a confusing time for all Americans, who are used to white, black, Asian, Hispanic, Klingon, those kind of racial descriptions; but ‘possibly white’ is a whole ‘nother challenge,” says Lincoln King of the National Society For the Limiting Of American Categories. “People want to know if ‘possibly white’ is as bad as white in woke and Democrat eyes, whether there will be a program of affirmative action for the ‘possibly white’, or partial contempt, and if they will be a target of fully white racists or just possibly white racists. Right now the ‘possibly white’, having only just been labelled, are trying to discover who they are before they have to face any torrent of either abuse or patronizing praise in the future.”