BY OUR CONSPIRACY TEAM

IRISH GOVERNMENT SOURCES are saying privately that they suspect Israel’s intelligence agency Mossad is behind the spike in racist attacks on Indians living on the Emerald Isle.

Unnamed officials are insisting that Israel is “quite obviously” hitting back at Ireland’s strong position on the Gaza War by organizing the vicious beating of Indians in various places around the island.

“It’s no coincidence that when we bring in laws banning goods from Israeli producers in the illegal West Bank settlements, suddenly Indians begin to be beaten to a pulp on our streets,” said a Government source who wished to remain nameless. “I don’t want to get the Eichmann treatment,” he explained, before adding nervously: “Look, I don’t have anything to do with the rail system here. I promise.”