GAZA

PALESTINIAN MILITANT GROUP Hamas is to name one of its massacre and kidnap brigades after its new hero Anthony Albanese.

The Albanese Martyrs Brigade will continue to be devoted to slaughter and kidnapping, and perhaps throwing the occasional homosexual off whatever roof still remains in Gaza. But it will also operate in co-operation with a newly formed Useful Idiots Company, which will focus on drumming up staged propaganda opportunities designed to pull at the heartstrings of gullible westerners and closet anti-semites.

“Now that Albo is our friend, we want to honor him and have his name travel on our flags, when we enter *Al Quds and drive the last Jew into the sea,” said a Hamas statement.

*Jerusalem – ED

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