GAZA

ISRAELI SOURCES SAY that the country has put a huge effort into making sure there are enough sandwiches to feed Greta Thunberg and her latest activist flotilla when they arrive off the coast of Gaza.

“Ham, Ham and cheese, tomato, tomato and ham, ham, tomato and cheese – and remember, we’re kosher – chicken, salad, roast beef, sardines, we have every kind of sandwich waiting for them,” said a spokesperson for the charity Greta Grub, which is leading the effort to make sure Ms Thunberg’s next “kidnapping by Israel” is as comfortable as possible.

“Look, we may have to order in, so just in case we have Uber and DoorDash on speed dial,” the charity spokesperson added.