LOS ANGELES

NEWS THAT TALKSHOW legend Jimmy Kimmel, whose jokes are known to make people laugh, has been cancelled for comments around the assassination of Charlie Kirk, has seen thousands of his fans scrambling to view what they believed would be a truly revealing moment, being informed that, not unlike his own monologue about the Kirk killer, they had probably got it wrong.

“All these bozos heard was that Jimmy was being pulled off,” explained media commentator Cruella Saracen, whose blog, Sinema, reaches millions. “Well, you can imagine the reaction to that morsel of information. None of them, however, heard the whole story, or even bothered to wait to hear the whole story. Sound familiar? Anyway, Jimmy has been pulled off but not in a way that pleases him.”