VANCOUVER

A NEW REPORT from a MAGA think tank suggests that the current state of California could be a result of its large Canadian population.

Justin Case, a report from the Ultimate Fighting Concern, says that Canadian infiltration of California brought Canadian values to the state after the 1960s.

“Imagine hundreds of thousands of Justin Trudeaus coming to California,” explains Walter Hunk, who helped compile the report. “That’s what happened. We sent them our draft dodgers. They gave us their socialism. California was already a liberal place, the Canadians may have tipped it over the edge into craziness.”