CANBERRA

SUPPORTERS OF AUSTRALIAN Prime Minister Anthony Albanese are appalled that their man has been called a “great leader” by US President Donald Trump.

“This could cost us the next election,” said Bruce from Geelong. “I mean Trump hates Kevin Rudd, for God’s sake, why can’t he have similar feelings for Albo? We warned the PM not to do too much sucking up. But you know what he’s like, especially when the cameras are around. Is it possible this is a move by Rudd to regain the premiership? He’s been off the pitch a long time but never say never.”