BY MAX MILLION, OUR FAILED ROYALTY CORRESPONDENT

A FRESH PROPOSAL to send Britain’s Prince Andrew to establish an empire in Mexico, have been well received in London.

The Prince, who is currently under a dark cloud of embarrassment in his home country due to revelations about his relationship with dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, would be given a battalion of Gurkas, and an SAS Troop, to support his efforts, and a loose promise of a rescue mission should he find himself before a firing squad in the event of his attempts ending in failure.

“The last attempt by a European royal to establish himself as emperor of Mexico did result in the individual being shot,” said a British civil servant behind the idea, “but we feel that with the SAS behind him, Prince Andrew cannot but succeed. Whatever the outcome, he would be in Mexico and not here. Perhaps a drug cartel could find some use for him. Or something.”