WINDSOR-MOUNTBATTEN

THE BRITISH ROYAL formally known as Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is to be permitted to keep his Falklands War medal, having been stripped of virtually everything else, because he may need to sell the gone some day just to keep his head above water, according to friends.

“Andrew’s future is precarious,” said an anonymous chum. “He’s being given the Damnatio Memoriae treatment while still alive. He needs every asset he can lay his hands on just in case. That medal might fetch a pretty penny some day. Antiques Roadshow, here we come.”